it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
they need to just BURY HIM!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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