So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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