my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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