508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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