There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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