walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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