Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Come share oat with me in your robe
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