You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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