its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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