you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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