would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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