You can't motorboat a personality
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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