The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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