You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
