He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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