I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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