Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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