just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
