You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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