We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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