Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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