This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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