a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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