Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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