i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Welp...herpes.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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