sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Randomize
