What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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