so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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