covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize