cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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