No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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