I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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