I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You took a bar mat shot.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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