i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
