she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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