Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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