so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I don't deserve a penis
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
