Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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