You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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