id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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