I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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