first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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