And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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