u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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