There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
