OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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