Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i already hear my dad disowning me
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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