Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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