Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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