I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
