My hand turned me down
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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