Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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