Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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