You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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