Whod you bang
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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